Joke lang Po..

I want to make my blog not just informative but also entertaining.. That’s why I decided make a category for jokes and humors.

The jokes you’re about to read are not mine… I just copied what I have read in my Dads e-mail and some pinoy jokes stored in my phone…

Happy reading!!

dad : parang galit na galit ka
son : titser ko kasi sinuspinde ako ng 3 araw
dad : ano na naman ang ginawa mo ?
son : kasi tinanong ako kung ano ang 2 x 3?
dad : o ano ang sagot mo ?
son : six
dad : tama naman yon ah
son : tinanong ulit nya ako anong 3 x 2 ?
dad : siraulo pala sya eh pareho lang yan
son : yon nga pong sabi ko sa kanya

Message to the Filipinos

My Fellow Filipinos,

When I was small, the Philippine peso was P2 to the $dollar. The president was Diosdado Macapagal. Life was simple. Life was easy. My father was a farmer. My mother kept a small sari-sari store where our neighbors bought sang-perang asin, sang-perang bagoong, sang-perang suka, sang-perang toyo at pahinging isang butil na bawang. Our backyard had kamatis, kalabasa, talong, ampalaya, upo, batao, and okra. Our silong had chicken. We had a pig, dog & cat. And of course, we lived on the farm. During rainy season, my father caught frogs at night which my mother made into batute (stuffed frog), or just plain fried. During the day, he caught hito and dalag from his rice paddies, which he would usually inihaw. During dry season, we relied on the chickens, vegetables, bangus, tuyo, and tinapa.
Every now and then, there was pork and beef from the town market. Life was so peaceful, so quiet, no electricity, no TV. Just the radio for Tia Dely, Roman Rapido, Tawag ng Tanghalan and Tang-tarang- tang. And who can forget Leila Benitez and Eddie Ilarde on Darigold Jamboree? On weekends, I played with my neighbors (who were all my cousins). Tumbang-preso, taguan, piko, luksong lubid, patintero, at iba pa.
I don’t know about you, but I miss those days.

Pledge to the Philippine Flag (Panatang Makabayan)

Tagalog Version

Panatang Makabayan,
Iniibig ko ang Pilipinas
Aking lupang sinilangan,
Tahanan ng aking lahi,
Kinukupkop ako at
Tinutulungang maging malakas,
masipag at marangal

Dahil mahal ko ang Pilipinas,
diringgin ko ang payo ng
aking magulang,
Susundin ko ang tuntunin ng paaralan,
tutuparin ko ang mga
tungkulin ng isang
Mamamayang makabayan,naglilingkod,
nag-aaral at nagdarasal
nang buong katapatan.
Iaalay ko ang aking buhay,
pangarap, pagsisikap
sa bansang Pilipinas.

Philippines above the World

Philippines is one of the luckiest country in the world not only because of its rich biological resources but also because of its Democratic Government. The freedom of the Filipinos is a gift to be envied by other countries. Filipinos are free to express their emotions, feelings and beliefs. That’s why this country is bounded by different cultures, traditions and religions – (Most Filipinos are Catholic and Muslims).

Though there are certain laws that limits their freedom there is still no doubt that they’re lucky enough to have a “not-so-tight” Government.

We, Filipinos should be thankful and appreciate all the things we possess. We have rich agricultural resources, impressive intelligence – (Filipinos are known worldwide for their easy adaptation of languages which includes english, japanese, chinese and etc.), undeniable hospitality, amazing bravery and a very pleasant disposition in life.