1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three
Rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins
With Loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 Years.
Which room is safest for him?
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2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over
5 Minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out
Together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together
How can this be?
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3. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all
Of This water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and
Still
Tell which water came from which jug?
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4. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when
You Throw it away ?
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5. Can you name three consecutive days without using the word.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
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6. This is an unusual paragraph.
I’m curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it.
It Looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact,
Nothing Is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it,
But You still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you
Might Find out.
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Answers:
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1. The third. Lions that haven’t eaten in three years are dead.
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2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband,
Developed it, and hung it up to dry .
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3. Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the
Barrel. You will be able to tell which water came
From which jug.
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4. The answer is Charcoal.
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5. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!
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6. The letter “e,” which is the most common letter in the English
Language,
Does not appear once in the long paragraph …
May 21, 2008
Erap pumara ng taxi
Driver: San po tayo boss?
Erap: San Juan tayo
Driver: Kayo lang ho mag-isa?
Erap: Bakit di ka ba sasama?
(((Ring)))
((((((((((Ring- g-g-g-g)) )))))))))
***pick up***
“Hello?”
“Hi, honey, this is Daddy,”…. “Is your Mommy near the phone?”
“No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Unc’a Frank,”
After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But you haven’t got an Uncle Frank,
honey!”
“Oh Yes, I do, and he’s upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now!”
“Uh, Okay, then……here’ s what I want you do. Put down the phone, Run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle
Frank that Daddy’s car’s just pulled up outside the house.”
“Okay, Daddy!”
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. “Well, I
did what you said, Daddy.”
“And what happened?” he asks.
“Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying Out
the front window and now she’s all dead.”
“Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?”
“He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared
and
he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool…..but he must
have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so
He hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he’s all real dead
too.”
***long pause***
Then Daddy says, “Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039?”
(more…)
May 21, 2008
The balcony at the Aguinaldo Shrine used during Independence Day celebrations was added later.
The actual Act of Declaration of Philippine Independence was made from a window, not a balcony.
May 21, 2008
