I want to make my blog not just informative but also entertaining.. That’s why I decided make a category for jokes and humors.
The jokes you’re about to read are not mine… I just copied what I have read in my Dads e-mail and some pinoy jokes stored in my phone…
dad : parang galit na galit ka
son : titser ko kasi sinuspinde ako ng 3 araw
dad : ano na naman ang ginawa mo ?
son : kasi tinanong ako kung ano ang 2 x 3?
dad : o ano ang sagot mo ?
son : six
dad : tama naman yon ah
son : tinanong ulit nya ako anong 3 x 2 ?
dad : siraulo pala sya eh pareho lang yan
son : yon nga pong sabi ko sa kanya
GMA: Sorry na-late ako. Grabe ang brownout sa makati eh. 1 hour kami sa elevatorErap: Mas grabe ang brown out sa San Juan. 2hours kami ni jinggoy sa escalator 🙂
A teacher asks her class, ”If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny.
”None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.”
The teacher replies, ”The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.” Then Little Johnny says, ”I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ”Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”
”The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on…but I like your thinking.”
Erap and Tito Sotto were observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Tito: I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!
Erap: Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder, it’s starting to rain and the top is down!
Minsan naliligo si sir Erap, sigaw siya agad; “Loi wala na ba tayong shampoo naliligo ako” sagot ni Loi ” aba kabibili ko lang at nasa banyo ah”; sagot ulit si sir Erap” meron dito pero may nakasulat na for DRY HAIR eh basa na ang buhok ko ano ba”..
ERAP: “I have a brain cancer. Yehey!!!”
Ramos: “That’s delicate, how come you’re still happy?”
ERAP: “Now I know I have a brain!”
WIFE : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
HUSBAND : hello!? electrician ba ako?
WIFE : eh di pkigawa na lang hagdan natin.
HUSBAND : hello!? karpintero ba ako?
umalis c husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa bahay.
tinanong niya wife niya kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.
WIFE : kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami sira dito sa
bahay. so he offered to help in exchange of either sex or bake ako ng cake.
HUSBAND : so pnag-bake mo siya ng cake?
WIFE : hello?! baker ba ako
Erap: Pare, ang bilis ko natapos buuin yung puzzle!
Juan: Talaga pare? Gaano kabilis?
Erap: 5 months!
Juan: Ang tagal naman!
Erap: Tanga! Anong matagal?! Nakalagay nga dito “For 3 years and up!”