Joke tym…

Standard

Erap pumara ng taxi

Driver: San po tayo boss?

Erap: San Juan tayo

Driver: Kayo lang ho mag-isa?

Erap: Bakit di ka ba sasama?



(((Ring)))

((((((((((Ring- g-g-g-g)) )))))))))

***pick up***

“Hello?”

“Hi, honey, this is Daddy,”…. “Is your Mommy near the phone?”

“No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Unc’a Frank,”

After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But you haven’t got an Uncle Frank,
honey!”

“Oh Yes, I do, and he’s upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now!”

“Uh, Okay, then……here’ s what I want you do. Put down the phone, Run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle
Frank that Daddy’s car’s just pulled up outside the house.”

“Okay, Daddy!”

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. “Well, I
did what you said, Daddy.”

“And what happened?” he asks.

“Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying Out
the front window and now she’s all dead.”

“Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?”

“He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared
and
he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool…..but he must
have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so
He hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he’s all real dead
too.”

***long pause***

Then Daddy says, “Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039?”



Sa isang palasyo nagkaroon ng paligsahan. Ang sabi ng hari sa 3 kalahok na magdala ng 5 piraso ng isang klase ng prutas.
Unang dumating si Juan dala dala ang prutas ng santol. Sabi ng Hari ipasok mo yan sa pwet mo at kung ikaw ay umaray o tumawa ay mapaparusahan ka ng kamatayan.
Pinasok ni Juan ang santol sa pwet niya, isang piraso pa lang ay umaray na siya kaya naparusahan siya ng kamatayan,
Ang sumunod ay si Pedro, dala dala ang prutas ng ubas, sabi ng Hari na ipasok mo yan sa pwet, pag ikaw ay umaray o tumawa ay mapaparusahan ka ng kamatayan, pinasok ni pedro ang ubas sa pwet niya, una, pangalawa, pangatlo, pang-apat, pagdating ng panglima bigla siyang natawa, kaya naparusahan siya ng kamatayan, ehdi pareho ng patay ang 2, si Juan at si Pedro, nagkita ang kanilang mga kaluluwa, tinanong ni Juan si Pedro kung bakit siya tumawa, sayang naman daw at isa nalang panalo na sana siya, sabi ni Pedro, pano daw kac naalala niya na nakita niya ang pangatlong kalahok na si Carding daladala Langka,

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