Erap Jokes!

Standard

Erap calling U.P. Diliman:

Erap: Hello! Is this Diliman?
Operator; No, this is Padre Faura!
Erap: I’m sorry father, wrong number!!!


Loi while laboring:

Erap phoned a doctor, asking for assistance.
Erap: Doc, what will I do? Loi is laboring and she’s in pain.
Doctor: Is this her first baby?
Erap: No, this is Erap.


While taking a shower at home and calling for Loi:

Erap: Bakit walang shampoo dito?
Loi: Anong wala, kabibili ko lang kanina ng shampoo, eh!
Erap: Eh, puro for Dry Hair lang ang meron, basa na ang buhok ko!!!


In a science class:

Classmate: Bakit yung airplane pag umiikot ang elisi, umaangat sa lupa? Bakit yung bentilador kahit umiikot, nasa mesa pa din?
Erap: Tanga ka pala eh! Kasi yung bentilador may kurdon, pinipigilan yon!!!



During a state dinner with the wives in Washington, Dc.

Bill to Hillary: Please pass the sugar, SWEETHEART
Blair to wife: Please pass the honey, HONEYBUNCH
Erap to Loi: Please pass the pork, PORKYPIG


Buntis

Jinggoy: Dad, anong palang tawag sa damit na pambuntis? Fraternity dress ba?
Erap: Mali! Panlalake yon! Sorority dress dapat!


President

Marcos proved that you’ll be rich if you become President.
Cory proved that anyone can be president.
Erap is proving that we don’t need a president.


LITERS

Question: Ilang liters meron and Coke 2000
Erap: Apat! Liter C, liter O, liter K, liter E (he-he-he) Huwag ninyo akong subukan

12 responses »

  1. hehehe!!!!!

    nakakatawa po lahat ng jokes nio!!!

    kc favorite ko lahat ng erap jokes eh!!!!!

    lam nio kng bakit????

    kasi,,,,,

    kasing bobo ko rin sia eh!!!!!

    hehehe!!!!!!!

  2. ERAP : Anak, halika nga dito.Puro kahihiyan ang dinadala mo sa pamilya natin. Buntis ka na naman. Walang hiya ka

    LOI : Tumigil ka nga, ERAP.Lasing ka na naman.

    ERAP : Hindi ako lasing,ano ka ba!

    LOI : Lasing ka, si Jinggoy ang kausap mo panong mabubuntis yan

  3. ERAP : Mamang driver, bilisan mo naman.baka maiwan ako ng eroplano, may flight ako

    DRIVER : Eto na po,binibilisan na.

    ERAP : Bilisan mo pa.Ang bagal mo,eh

    DRIVER : Opo,sir

    ERAP : (after a few minutes) Ayan, naiwan na ako ng eroplano. Tignan mo yung karatula. Nakasulat AIRPORT : LEFT

  4. nakakatawa ung mga joke’s dito…. puro ama ku ang actor….hehehe….. love may papa….”SHERAP”…

    JINGGOYHERE…GALIT

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